Thursday, January 20, 2011

Celebrity stalking with a conscience

SpinSpin by Catherine McKenzie

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

This book surprised me. I expected fluff, and instead got a fully-realized main character who tricks herself and the reader into thinking she has everything figured out. When she crashes and burns, the reader ends up going through that journey with her. There were emotional parts which I thought were well done, but I also really liked the sense of humour.

Here's the Goodreads synopsis:
Katie Sandford has just gotten an interview at her favourite music magazine, The Line. It's the chance of a lifetime. So what does she do? Goes out to celebrate - and shows up still drunk at the interview. No surprise, she doesn't get the job, but the folks at The Line think she might be perfect for another assignment for their sister gossip rag. All Katie has to do is follow It Girl Amber Sheppard into rehab. If she can get the inside scoop (and complete the 30-day program without getting kicked out), they'll reconsider her for the job at The Line.

Katie takes the job. But things get complicated when real friendships develop, a cute celebrity handler named Henry gets involved, and Katie begins to realize she may be in rehab for a reason. Katie has to make a decision -- is publishing the article worth everything she has to lose?

One great American down, dozens more to go

On the Road: The Original ScrollOn the Road: The Original Scroll by Jack Kerouac

My rating: 3 of 5 stars

My dad bought me this for Christmas a couple of years ago because it was on my booklist. Of course, my dad being who he is (and I love him for it), he wasn't content to just get me the standard edition. He hunted down this newly released edition known as the "Original Scroll", which goes back to Kerouac's original manuscript. The manuscript is literally one long sheet of typewritten paper that rolls up into a scroll, and it contains the first draft of what would eventually be edited and rewritten into the novel known as On The Road.

Since I've never read the edited version, I can't truly compare it, but it seems that either Kerouac or his publishers edited out a large portion of the more scandalous sections of the book -- drinking, drugs, promiscuous sex... Especially the parts referring to encounters between two of the men Kerouac hung out with, Neal Cassady and Allen Ginsberg, who went on to be famous beat writers. But he also changed the names of several of the other people in the book, presumably to protect the privacy of his friends and family.

Something else that changed from the original scroll to the final version of the book was the formatting. It would seem that Kerouac sat down one day at his typewriter (with a bottle of gin and a disgusting amount of cigarettes, I'd imagine) and banged out the entire story in three sections. Each section is one paragraph that goes on for up to 50 pages. If you've ever read 'The Stone Angel' by Margaret Laurence and were totally frustrated by the stream-of-consciousness style, as I was when I read it at 17, you will likely DETEST the total lack of pacing and, at times, of punctuation.

That being said, there may have been an intentional choice made by Kerouac to keep the voice in a very informal narrative style. Maybe he wanted it to feel like you were at your local pub, and some crazy-looking disheveled guy with a backpack had randomly launched into an hours-long tale of his travels around the country. That guy wouldn't have structured his story like a novel, holding back certain details until the end. And he would most certainly have interrupted himself often, saying "Oh, I forgot to tell you about this part first--".

Or maybe I'm giving Kerouac too much credit as an author. I've never read his other works of fiction, so I can't say. But my instinct tells me not to assume he was simply vomiting his story onto the typewriter and letting it all trail down the page without reflection or purpose. Because there were themes and repetitive motifs throughout the scroll: the search for a lost or unknown father, the deluded optimism of someone searching for a place where they feel they belong, the infatuation that comes with making a new best friend or starting a new romantic relationship, the letdown that inevitably comes once the curtain falls from your eyes and you see people for who they truly are. There is also some of the more classic American Dream ideology here, with Kerouac describing his attempts to stay solvent and establish his family in a house that they own. But to me, this was much less the focus of the story than his search to find meaning in his relationships with other people.

For once, I'm not analyzing the book from a feminist angle. If I did, I would probably convince myself that I'd hated every character in it, including the women. But as it is, I'm glad I read it. I'm still not convinced that it should be considered a classic on the same level as other mid-century American novels ('The Great Gatsby'?) but it's worth reading just as a glimpse into the lives of some of those great writers.

Assuming Kerouac wasn't just making it all up, of course...

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Book Review: The Bonfire of the Vanities

The Bonfire of the VanitiesThe Bonfire of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I had no idea what to expect when I began reading this book. I'd heard the title phrase before, but I never saw the movie or heard the plot. It was on my reading list as something to investigate, and then I found a copy in my apartment building's "free books" stash in the laundry room (absolute danger zone for a book addict). What made me finally read it, after leaving it languishing on my shelf of shame for months, were the mentions of Tom Wolfe's other books in the biography of Hunter S. Thompson I read late last year. Much like Thompson, Wolfe apparently wrote several non-fiction books in the spirit of "you had to be there to believe it" experiential journalism. I figured if his titles like "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" and "The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby" had impressed Hunter Thompson, his fiction had to be worthwhile.

That suspicion turned out to be accurate, though Wolfe's writing is nothing like Thompson's. I did get the impression of fiction written by someone who was very much used to telling "true" stories - there was no element of fantasy, nothing but absolute could-be-realism. I'm in no way an expert on socio-economic and historical facts from late-80s New York, but Wolfe clearly did extensive research about the legal system and based the rest of the book on what he already knew about the city's racial politics as a journalist.

The story is focused on two men: Sherman McCoy, your typical Yale-educated, born-into-privilege Wall Street investment banker, and Larry Kramer, a shabby but ambitious assistant district attorney in the Bronx with an overdeveloped sense of his own virility. Sherman has been having an affair with a woman named Maria, married to another rich man, and an incident that occurs one night while they are together leads to Sherman being accused of a hit-and-run that put a young black boy from the projects in a coma. Larry is working on the case for the D.A. and finds himself caught up in a media-fueled political frenzy over the black community's perception that the New York cops would give special treatment to a white defendant. The story (both in the media portrayal and in the actual plot of the novel) is complicated by the witnesses to the actual incident, who vary from comatose to convicted crack dealer to Fifth Avenue trophy wife/seductress. The situation is also manipulated by the people using the case to gain power for themselves - the D.A., up for re-election in the Bronx; a corrupt-but-impeccable black activist known as the Reverend; Peter Fallow, an alcoholic reporter for a shitty New York tabloid; and the unnamed Mayor of New York.

Something I found interesting was my reaction to the narration style. I felt, viscerally somehow, that this book was written by a man. It wasn't just because each and every one of the characters who took a turn narrating the story were men, though that was problematic for me. (More on that later.) It was the actual writing style: it had a swagger, a punch, an arrogance, an attitude of pushing forth and self-consciously condemning any sentiment, weakness, or romantic ideas. There are books written by women which use a tough, clipped, no-bullshit voice - whether the narrator is male, female, or alternating between the two, they remain in the mode of exposition and never expand into flights of fanciful language. A good example of this would be Margaret Atwood's speculative trilogy, 'The Handmaid's Tale', 'Oryx and Crake', and 'The Year of the Flood'. Atwood wrote many other books in a more stereotypically female voice, but these three leave a different impression. And yet I never truly lost the idea in the back of my mind that they had been written by a woman. With 'Bonfire', I was constantly reminded of this male presence - it left me feeling grimy, in a way I can't really articulate.

To come back to the issue of female voice in this book: Why did we only get access to Judy, the wronged Park Avenue society wife, through the perspective of her husband, Sherman? Why did we never hear from Maria, the classic Other Woman, Sherman's literal partner in crime (both vehicular and adultery)? There is the briefest of flashes into the mind of Shelly Thomas, Bronx juror and the highly sexualized object of Larry Kramer's attention: after pages of Larry's inner monologue about how impressed Shelly seems with his tales of conquering the courtroom, we get one line informing us that, in fact, Shelly is bored of listening to guys babble about their careers while on dates with her. That one sentence told me more about the situation than the previous chapters, in which Kramer drones on about how sexy Shelly is and how desperate he is to gain her approval.

It told me that, firstly, Shelly is far more intelligent and experienced in the dating pool than Larry is aware - this is far from being the first time she has gone out with men like Larry. Secondly, it completely flips the emotional tone of the scene and positions Larry as an absurd self-absorbed twit who sees only what his ego needs him to see. Obviously, that was Wolfe's intention. The entire book satirizes not only the Park Avenue "Wasps" like Sherman but also the people throughout Manhattan grasping for even the most pathetic strands of mid-level power - within the District Attorney's office of the Bronx, in Larry's case; within a failing tabloid newspaper like the City Light, in Peter Fallow's case. So the inclusion of Shelly's opinion is just one more method of rendering the characters ridiculous in the eyes of the reader. My question is, couldn't Wolfe have done more with this? Wouldn't it have been brilliant to find out what Judy truly thought of her husband - how much she believed of his pathetic attempts to hide his affair, or how she felt about her career as an interior decorator, much-mocked by Sherman? And what about Rhoda, Larry's wife and brand-new mother of their son? He has nothing but disdain for her post-pregnancy body and her lack of what he considers class and sophistication, and the end of the book never does circle around to what might happen to their future relationship while he chases sexy jurors and witnesses. What goes on in her head while she's stuck in their crappy apartment all day with a newborn and a snooty British "baby nurse" hired by her mother? What does she think of her husband posturing in front of the mirror and doing push-ups on the living room floor to maintain his "powerful physique"?

To take this point further, there is only one other instance in the book where one of the male lead characters is humiliated by a woman's perception of him. That woman is Maria, who is clearly a lot smarter than either Sherman or Larry initially believed. Her opinion of Larry, heard by him on a tape-recording, shatters his illusion of his own masculine attractiveness to the women (like Shelly) he's been chasing. For the reader, it's a moment of vindication and cruel celebration of Larry having been put in his place, after spending the entire novel listening to his irritating arrogance. And for me, that moment was far more satisfying than any of the other come-uppances administered to male characters by other males. I wanted to see the women rise up in contempt, step over the prostrate forms of the men crying for their lost self-images, and go about their business.

Despite my assessment about the lack of female voice (it was written in 1987, not 1887 - no excuses there), I did enjoy this book. Satire is a wonderful thing, and I especially liked the "inside" view of how things truly stand in one of the most glamorous and talked-about cities in the world. Wolfe has solidified a universal truth that has been around for centuries: everyone loves to live vicariously through the rich and fabulous, but what they love even more is to watch closely as the rich and fabulous crumble to the ground.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

...And sometimes a hoax is REALLY not a hoax!

A friend of mine sent me a Huffington Post article today detailing the latest news about the Kenneth Tong promoting-anorexia story, which I posted about yesterday. Apparently Johann Hari, a columnist for the London Independent, interviewed him before he came out with the statement that it was a hoax. Based on their original conversation, Hari has asserted that this was NOT a hoax and that Tong is only claiming this now because he is scared of being legally liable for hurting people.

The full story is available here, but below is just a taste of why this whole thing made me so angry:
Women should "get thin or die trying," and you can "never start too young." It is better for a girl to "risk [her] life dieting than be sub-par by being a plus-size." Remember: "Hunger hurts but starving works."
"The words lunch, breakfast, and dinner should now mean nothing to you, you have eaten enough for a lifetime. Stop. You are disgusting."

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Sometimes, a hoax is not just a hoax.

I am absolutely disgusted that this @MrKennethTong character, who was promoting "managed anorexia" on Twitter last week, has turned out to be a hoax. If there is one thing more disturbing and harmful than declaring curves to be ugly and encouraging women to starve themselves to become a size zero, it is an elaborate "experiment" designed by some dude to prove a point to another dude about "harnessing the power of social media" on a global scale.

Whoever this person is in real life, he should be truly mortified. Instead, he has posted an apology for "offending people," made a donation to a UK charity, and will now proceed to appear on several talk shows and likely get rich and famous for his efforts. Listen up, asswipe: you didn't just offend those of us who happened to stumble upon your Twitter posts, which some have compared to "spewing excrement". You literally caused at least a few dozen women to starve themselves to the point that their bodies are likely permanently damaged, to say nothing of their mental health. Eating disorders are NOT something for you to play with.

If anyone wants to read the "statement" that was posted today, I've pasted it below (I suspect it will be taken down soon). He has already deleted the tweets that he originally posted -- all that's left on the @MrKennethTong page are things he has retweeted from other people -- but even those are enough to give an idea of the general public opinion of this issue.


Kenneth Tong
On Tuesday 11th January 2011, @MrKennethTong said:

I think it is time for to come clean. The whole size zero thing is a hoax. It came about after an interesting discussion I had with a friend of mine. The discussion centered round whether it was possible, to go from nowhere to be a globally recognized figure within a week harnessing the power of the internet and specifically Twitter, which I have always maintained is a better medium than national TV. My friend said it wasn’t possible. I said it was. To prove him wrong, I decided as a hoax to promote via Twitter something that was universally appalling, I chose managed anorexia. I would like to make it clear, I chose the subject as a hoax as I knew it’d be appalling to men and women. The campaign has worked; I have been a Trending topic on Twitter for over a week. I am scheduled to appear on TV, the Press and Radio shows, over the course of the next week: Grazia, Telegraph, The Sun, The Sunday Times etc. Now it’s time to come clean and stop the bandwagon. My honest personal opinion on managed anorexia is it is an disgusting and illogical idea. It is a mental illness. It cannot be managed. To all the people I have offended as part of this scientific experiment, I would like to apologize to you and to show my sincerity I will making a sizeable donation to beat: the leading UK charity for people with eating disorders and their families. Furthermore, I have decided to auction my custom Apple iPod Nano watch on Ebay, the proceeds from this will be going to the charity, beat.

Book Review: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Millennium, #1)The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson




Very dark, very commercial, and could use a couple good rounds of editing. Given that the author apparently died right after submitting his manuscripts, I'd be curious to know how his publishers handled the editing process -- were they hesitant to make as many changes as they would have if he'd been alive to take part in rewrites? Or did they make changes as they pleased? Then there's the translation from Swedish, which was choppy for much of the book and sometimes absurd in language choice. All that being said, I found the plot and main characters interesting and will most likely read the sequels.